This was a shit show.
— Stew Peters (@realstewpeters) June 15, 2025
Recruits in bootcamp can march in formation better than this.
Sloppy, uninspiring, and gay with a cringe guitar rift. pic.twitter.com/Aq3DGjGS26
You want to play dictator, at least get your men in line pic.twitter.com/kbgv6mlPit
— Yousef | يوسف (@ywadi) June 15, 2025
Somehow even the Mexican puppy K9 unit parade looks fiercer than the U.S. paradepic.twitter.com/snZHl93wVS https://t.co/vkBn2yen2B
— COMBATE |🇵🇷 (@upholdreality) June 15, 2025
Okay, people are genuinely confused why members of the US army can't actually march in unison like the Russians or the North Koreans.
— Jake Broe (@RealJakeBroe) June 15, 2025
The reason why is because all these soldiers have real jobs in the military and nobody (beyond ceremonial units) ever does any marching once out… pic.twitter.com/5IMyC7bUJa
I just got back from the Trump parade and I have to say it was legitimately the worst executed mass attendance event I’ve ever seen
— Doug Landry (@dougblandry) June 15, 2025
One overarching thought: how do you spend $80 million and fumble the basics?
Many more thoughts -
🧵 🧵 🧵 pic.twitter.com/e9O9dc1qPx
